Der ultimative allgemeine Witz-Thread

[Mocca]

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he
glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave
of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement.
Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him
and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to
maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard,
"what myths are those?" "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is
that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact,
it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Greek descent."
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm
sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't
even know your name!" "Winnetou," the man says, as he extends his
hand. "Winnetou Papadopoulos."